MALO
The Monkey
“Life is a side quest, and I'm just a monkey.”
Rarity
Only 5% globally · About 1 in 20 people
✦ Personality Interpretation
Your soul stayed behind in the happy era of swinging from trees. You've seen through it all: so-called civilisation is just the most boring paid game ever made. You are yourself a wild idea that fell out of an enormous imagination.
Core State
Refuses the rat race — zen slacking
Catchphrase
“A monkey's life is a life too!”
Life Snapshot
You follow two iron laws: one, lying down beats standing up; two, when it's mealtime you eat. The most thorough contempt for consumerism and hustle-culture brainwashing.
✦ Strengths
- ·Excellent mindset, rarely anxious
- ·Lives authentically
- ·Not held hostage by social expectations
- ·Appreciates small joys
✧ Weaknesses
- ·Lacks drive and goals
- ·May use zen as an excuse
- ·Long-term slacking limits growth
- ·Narrow social circle
15-Dimension Profile
5 Models x 3 Dimensions = 15 Dimensions
Self Model (S)
Alright, a bit monkey-like
Self Model (S)
Knows you're a monkey
Self Model (S)
Not much ambition
Emotion Model (E)
Roughly good enough
Emotion Model (E)
Whatever happens
Emotion Model (E)
Solitude in a tree is comfiest
Attitude Model (A)
The human world is too complicated
Attitude Model (A)
Rules are for humans
Attitude Model (A)
Being alive is victory
Action Model (Ac)
Moves only if you have to
Action Model (Ac)
Depends
Action Model (Ac)
Deal with it at the deadline
Social Model (So)
Plays with your own kind
Social Model (So)
Not too close
Social Model (So)
Squeak
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